If you can read all this, you're quick.

Say this to yourself:
"All I really want is Brazil. If it were up to me, I'd have Brazil. Those acres and acres of sultry could keep anyone occupied. From its steaming waterfalls to magical, indigenous tribes, this country has it all. 'Master Country' does not do justice to this behemoth carrier of love. Brazil will accept anyone, at anytime, with open arms. Would America do this? That one you can take with you back to your apartment. Brazil, in itself, is incredible. To own Brazil; now this, this my friends, it is this that is the ultimate goal."

You finished?

Well. Count to seven. And when you're done, you won't see this anymore.